Total Medals Earned: 793 (From 119 different games.) Total Medal Score: 10,635 Points
Medals Earned: 2/17 (20/480 points)
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a zombie.
Get killed by a robot.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smileborg
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill ZOMG
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 5/21 (70/780 points)
win Bojan stage
win Vila stage
win Xavi stage
win Alves stage
achieve gold medal on Vila stage
win Pique stage
achieve gold medal on Bojan stage
win Iniesta stage
win Puyol stage
end the game
achieve gold medal on Iniesta stage
win Messi stage
achieve gold medal on Pique stage
achieve gold medal on Puyol stage
achieve gold medal on Xavi stage
achieve gold medal on Alves stage
achieve gold medal on Messi stage
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (35/160 points)
kill the first boss
find and kill a miniboss
buy somethign in the shop
Kill the second boss
find it
Medals Earned: 25/50 (180/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/8 (25/500 points)
Get a perfect launch 10 times.
Squash 100 police officers.
Escape Candy Land and return to the Supermarket.
Go through the arena without touching the ground.
Reach past the sky's limit!
Upgrade everything to the max!
Get at least 1 of each special gummy in a single run.
Attain a very high speed.
Medals Earned: 4/8 (90/390 points)
Beat the crap out of the first opponent!
Beat the crap out of the second opponent!
Beat the crap out of the third opponent!
Break through the giant safe and retrieve your wallet!
Smash a lucky gummy in each of the 4 zones!
Travel a minimum of 15,000 meters in "Survival" mode!
Complete all missions!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/90 points)
Beat Mission 1
Get a Game Over
Beat Mission 1-3
Beat Traller
Beat BG 2
Medals Earned: 1/17 (5/360 points)
Beat Q1-5
BBBBBBBBBBBB
Beat Q6-10
GREENS BUTTONZ
Medal for Medals?
Win the Bet
Beat Pixel Land
So that's what Saza IS!
Close to Destiny
MADNESSS!!!
Beat the Game
Medals Earned: 1/12 (10/275 points)
Actually Yusuf! It's "Help Me"
YO FAT BIOTCH!
Yum!
He Likes his Cookies
Well! that concludes the worst Tutorial Ever
Save them from ADULTERY!
I sung THAT!
Empire STRIKES BACK!
OWNED!
You Won Yet Lost
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard